Wednesday, April 1, 2009

April Fools!...but not really!

So last night, right after dinner, Boston was asking if he could practice his golf swing in the backyard.  I promised he could, since he was disappointed with his golf class.   Apparently they didn't get to swing at the ball as much as he had hoped.  Anyhoo, so after dinner, Ben got Boston's clubs out and let him do some practicing.  Of course, Aubrie can't be left out of anything, so she went out to participate.  As they were enjoying themselves with that, Ben and I were relaxing on the patio furniture enjoying the evening.  The next thing I know, Aubrie screams and hits the ground.  Apparently Boston's club smacked Aubrie right in face, unintentionally of course!  Ben ran over there to take a  look and started walking in the house to get her something.  I figured it couldn't be that bad since he didn't seem panicked.  When I finally  got over to her there was blood dripping everywhere.  I told Aubrie that she would need stitches as I was trying to angle her face so blood wouldn't drip all over her.  Boston came over to see what she looked like.  As soon as he looked, he yelled and ran off screaming that he was never going to play golf again, and that he hated himself.  Then Aubrie started crying harder because she was sad that Boston was so upset.   Through all of this, Ben still hadn't come back out!  I yelled for Ben, who leisurely was walking out with a paper towel, a band aid and bactine.   I told him to hurry it up with the towel, because the cut was bleeding bad, and  that I had to take her to get stitches.  

Aubrie started getting more emotional, and as I was walking out to the car was asking for my Mom to come with us.  She was also upset and worried about how much the Dr. Visit was going to cost us. (first time she ever seemed concerned about how much something costs us!)Luckily this all happened before Urgent Care closed (at 8:00) or we would be making a 1000 dollar trip to the ER!  The wait wasn't long, and we even got to watch some of American Idol while we waited. Ben showed up with the rest of the kids, because Boston wanted to bring Aubrie her Webkinz to help her feel better. (We had a good talk later about not hating himself,  and how accidents happen, etc)  Aubrie was happy to see Boston and that he was doing alright! The nurses we extra ornery and told us we couldn't have people going in and out of the room, so I told Ben to take the rest of the troops home and get them in bed.   Luckily the Dr. said he could glue it, so she didn't have to get stitches.  She was happy about that!  So while that would have been a funny story for April Fools Day, it really did happen!!!
On that note!  April Fools Day is one of my favorite holidays.  My side of the family has always been into coming up with the biggest prank, and not only on April Fools Day!  Playing jokes, scaring people, being sarcastic runs in my blood!  However, my real appreciation for the holiday really came when me and my college buddy, Tamzen, had fun one April Fools!  We would drive by people walking on campus and stop to tell them they dropped something.  As they were looking back we would drive off saying "April Fool's".   There were some other pranks we played, too, but would take too long to go into!  So since then, my love for this holiday has grown.  Just ask those who know me well.  My best prank so far is borrowing my pregnant friends pregnancy test, sealing it back up with a glue gun, and pretending to take the test with Ben right outside the bathroom door.  Boston was only 5 months old, and Aubrie 23 months!  That is the whitest I think I have ever seen Ben!  
So being this is one of my favorite days, what would I want most?  To pass on the love of a good prank on to my kids!   Today, when the woke up, I told them the school left a message on the machine last night.  They said a pipe broke and flooded the school, so class was cancelled today.  Aubrie didn't believe me at first, but once I got them going, they were so excited.  I started asking them what we should do.   If they wanted to go to Chuckee Cheese or the Zoo, etc.  They even started thinking that since the school was flooded, it might take a few more days to clean it up and that they might have off the rest of the week.  I then dropped the Bomb on them!  Aubrie laughed and thought it was funny, but Boston went off saying that was mean. Once I explained the holiday to him, they were both anxious to play a prank.  I told them if they got ready fast enough they could run to the bus stop early enough to glue a quarter to the ground and watch their friends try and pick it up!  I couldn't resist walking them to the bus stop today and see them in action.  It was so great to see them so into the prank.   It was actually pretty funny to watch all these kids try to pick up the quarter!   I guess now that I have instilled this in them, I better watch my back next April Fools!  Hopefully we wont have to go to Urgent Care!:)  Happy Fooling Everyone!